Jordan
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied

Germany

So you expect some sort of bio or something, eh? Well, let's see... What can I tell you about me? Why not some basics? Soooo....

My name is Jordan (duh) well, my screen name that is. Some of you happen to know my real name. Anyways, back on track. Name's Jordan, people tend to call me Jordy/Jordie, Jord, J-Bird, Lita, Jojo (No, you are NOT allowed to use that one, ever. This one is reserved for one person only. Call me that and the conversation is over. Get it? Got it.) Those happen to be my most common nickname, however you are allowed to come up with your own nickname for me if you dare. You'll notice whether I like it or not. I am German so yes, English is not my native language therefore my grammar/spelling is not flawless. But I try my best. I will not freak out in case you'll correct me, in fact I appreciate the help. What else? In case you didn't notice yet, I am a girl. Been born at the very last day of 1991 (New Year's Eve for the slower ones among you) which means I am currently 21 years old. You could say I am quite hard to handle and not afraid to speak my mind. I never willfully offend people though (Unless they clearly deserve it) so if you end up offended by what I say it's most likely your fault. DON'T get all BFF when I don't even know you for more than a few conversations. I don't work that way. I am not anti-social, I just have my own way of socializing. Yes, I do wear the same necklace than my fursona in real life (Why should I draw her with it if not?)

What I Love:
My dog, long walks, windy weather, snow, the smell of lilacs, the colors purple, turquise and orange, decorating, photographing, Victorious, roaming abandoned places, drawing, Knoppers (No clue what that is? Google is your friend), being out in the fields and forests, music, chocolates with crunchy stuff in it, the good old, 2D animated Disney movies, Latte Macchiato, fingerless gloves, Crossing jordan (Yes, my screen name has been influenced by that in some way, get over it) pillows, glowsticks, Cappuccino, soap bubbles, reading, birds, climbing onto things, dog tags, bananas, fixing broken things, play fighting with friends, Rizzoli & Isles, cauliflower,

What I Hate:
Liars, thives, idiots, stuck ups, hot weather, being forced to do something I do not want to, family parties, family in general, the smell of boiled eggs, mushrooms, pansies, repeative noises, questions with obvious answers, laggy computers, shopping, the color pink, hugs (Only certain people are allowed to hug me), wierd dudes trying to hit on me, people telling me what to do, getting dirt in my hair (not afraid to get dirty while working though), overly dramatic people, people who copy others, people who reply with a simply "k", sudden loud noises, poppy flowers, working on a drawing for hours only to have Gimp crash while saving, accidentally biting my tongue, Youtube blocking most good videos over here, blurry photos, people assuming I'd be a good mother just because the<'ve seen me play with a child once, running into people I once knew, broccoli, large crowds, phones,

Find Me On:
Tumblr: [link]
Twitter: [link]
Ask.fm: [link]
Youtube: [link]
AnimationSource: [link]
Skype: ask
E-mail: ask
Facebook: Ha, you wish!

My Friends:
Not going to make a list, my friends should know who they are. And if they don't...well, whatever.

I am well aware that being friends with me can be quite a challenge at times. I know that I do have a bad temper (And trust me, it was worse when I was younger) and severe trusting issues. I am quite unpredictable at times I sometimes I enjoy to mildly torture my friends. I admit that I can be friggin' stubborn when I really want something. I can be quite impatient and barely filter what I say. I suck at social interaction, I never know how to express what's really on my mind. I tend to "run away" from people once I developed some sort of friendship with them. I have a hard time accepting help and I never ask for it. You've got to deal with ridiculus amounts of complaining when I am p***ed off or things went wrong. But in the end I try to be a better person around my friends, I try to be there and help them when they struggle with life. Even though I often don't know how I actually try to interact with them in a normal way. There might be a very. very small number of people I consider actual, true friends but I really loved those few with all I've got.

Thanks for putting up with me and accepting the challenge that comes with being my friend. You guys know who you are.

Questions? Send me a nate, I don't bite...hard.

Alright, that's it, you can leave now.

And to prevent getting eaten by me I suggest you to leave some Knoppers and Cappuccino or Latte Macchiato

Commission info: [link]